I Tend to Ramble

captainmischief:

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

so you’re basically calling them

Isn’t that a bit harsh?

(via vulcanizemecaptain)

I seriously need to stop looking at tumblr at work. My snickers and random grinning is causing people to ask questions about my sanity. And I worked hard to be sure everyone was under the impression I was mostly sane.

if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person

There are weird noises, stupid faces, at some point someone is going to hit their head on a wall, teeth clashing, slipping out accidentally, random moments you’re off rhythm, heads crashing, and body parts all over the place. Majority of the time, sex is funny. Something ridiculous will happen. Someone will accidentally fart. Some completely bizarre sound will come out of your mouth. It’s funny. Sex is funny and ridiculous and absolutely amazing. Embrace it. Laugh and enjoy.

(Source: youngspiritofsin, via fleeting-m0ment)

tacoposey:

my post about a fake fandom has literally turned into “let’s combine our favorite supernatural actors with the guys from sherlock and throw in a couple of avengers and pretend it’s real.” 

this isn’t what i was going for guys. 

like at all.

So basically the combo show all fandoms have been obsessed with that all are desperate to exist is now the fake fandom…

don’t we already have that? Or should be just give it an official show name and stop saying everything is AU…

do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop

(Source: cornerofyourmum, via fleeting-m0ment)